Ally, why did you pick me?

because everyone else is boring.

and

because you're different.

Requiem.

Try C minor, it's much sadder.

Jason.

Without J, I'd probably die a lot slower.

My Stupid Ass SN: boo!
ndirishfan4life3: ahhhhhhhhhh
My Stupid Ass SN: happy st. valentines day
My Stupid Ass SN: what the hell happened to your font?
ndirishfan4life3: huh?
My Stupid Ass SN: it's colorful
ndirishfan4life3: nope
ndirishfan4life3: its black
My Stupid Ass SN: more like purple
My Stupid Ass SN: oh wait
My Stupid Ass SN: that's just my screen
ndirishfan4life3: k, i was gunna say
ndirishfan4life3: whats so happy bout valentines day
ndirishfan4life3: the dude died in a coliseum
My Stupid Ass SN: hahaha finally
My Stupid Ass SN: someone that knows
ndirishfan4life3: hallmark holiday
ndirishfan4life3: you need to give cards, chocolate, and diamonds to people because you guys are consumers and you need to consume more
ndirishfan4life3: so CONSUME DAMNIT CONSUME!
My Stupid Ass SN: you are one angry child
My Stupid Ass SN: so much anger for just a baby
ndirishfan4life3: IM NOT BABY!
ndirishfan4life3: ok, maybe so
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: jason
My Stupid Ass SN: what's today's jeopardy question?
ndirishfan4life3: um im not sure
ndirishfan4life3: i usually do it before i go to bed
ndirishfan4life3: should i go check?
My Stupid Ass SN: yes, please.
ndirishfan4life3: k one sec
ndirishfan4life3: k
ndirishfan4life3: category:states
ndirishfan4life3: for 1000
ndirishfan4life3: This southwestern state was admitted to the Union on Valentine's Day 1912.
My Stupid Ass SN: uhhh
My Stupid Ass SN: what is
My Stupid Ass SN: arizona?
ndirishfan4life3: YOU DIDNT BUZZ IN!
My Stupid Ass SN: oops
My Stupid Ass SN: BUZZ
ndirishfan4life3: Allyson
My Stupid Ass SN: BUZZ
ndirishfan4life3: LIGHTYEAR?
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: what is fucking arizona
ndirishfan4life3: beep beep beep beep
ndirishfan4life3: correct
My Stupid Ass SN: AHAHAH I GOT IN BEFORE THE BUZZER
ndirishfan4life3: buzz buzz
ndirishfan4life3: buzz lightyear to the rescue
My Stupid Ass SN: i'm sorry, the correct answer is
ndirishfan4life3: peasoup
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahhaha
My Stupid Ass SN: WANT SOME?!
ndirishfan4life3: GRAPES!
My Stupid Ass SN: oh my god we're so retarded
ndirishfan4life3: RAWR!
ndirishfan4life3: MOUFASA
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahhaha
My Stupid Ass SN: SIMBA
ndirishfan4life3: so we have Simba, Nala, Moufasa, Rafiki, Timon, and Pumba..... yet they couldnt come up with something a little more clever for scar?
ndirishfan4life3: Zazou...
My Stupid Ass SN: hahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: sarabi
ndirishfan4life3: ya
ndirishfan4life3: i mean come on
ndirishfan4life3: scar= shafted
ndirishfan4life3: whatevsky (if you are polish)
ndirishfan4life3: This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
ndirishfan4life3: What is onions?
ndirishfan4life3: Thank you ill take condiments for 800
ndirishfan4life3: no the answer is mustard.
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahaha
ndirishfan4life3: Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
ndirishfan4life3: Preying Mantis?
My Stupid Ass SN: oh my god i have to see that episode again
My Stupid Ass SN: that was hilarious

My Stupid Ass SN: so.
My Stupid Ass SN: about prom
ndirishfan4life3: about it
My Stupid Ass SN: whatever you do
My Stupid Ass SN: don't get arrested.
ndirishfan4life3: i wont
My Stupid Ass SN: i'm depending on you later on in life when i'm an old lady and need a source of income
ndirishfan4life3: lol
ndirishfan4life3: todd?
My Stupid Ass SN: he'll be an old fart
ndirishfan4life3: lol
My Stupid Ass SN: and i'd be damned to let him give me money
ndirishfan4life3: ill only be 2 years younger
ndirishfan4life3: lol


My Stupid Ass SN: me and you, we're gonna be together forever man
ndirishfan4life3: lol
ndirishfan4life3: i had a revelation the other day too
ndirishfan4life3: but i realized time travel is impossible
My Stupid Ass SN: because...
ndirishfan4life3: it is a simple fantasy made up by humans
ndirishfan4life3: you cant go back in the past
ndirishfan4life3: becuase if you did you would automatically screw up the present
ndirishfan4life3: for example just imagine
ndirishfan4life3: you go back to edisons childhood for 10 seconds and step on the ground loosening the dirt
ndirishfan4life3: 10 minutes little tommy runs over that patch and stumbles and cuts his knee on a rock, gets and infection and dies
ndirishfan4life3: even the slightest change would affect some part of history
ndirishfan4life3: it would never be totally the same again even in insignificant part like ripping a leaf off a tree
My Stupid Ass SN: all i have to say to that is
My Stupid Ass SN: if you loosen the dirt on the ground
ndirishfan4life3: and you cant physically go to another time
My Stupid Ass SN: and little tommy trips and falls and dies
My Stupid Ass SN: you better fucking find a way to make a lightbulb


ndirishfan4life3: idk i dont care about the theory of relativity too much
My Stupid Ass SN: good then
My Stupid Ass SN: im' eating starbursts
My Stupid Ass SN: the ones that you guys sent me
ndirishfan4life3: money
My Stupid Ass SN: which reminds me
My Stupid Ass SN: i love you guys
ndirishfan4life3: they are delicious
My Stupid Ass SN: and i got happy feet stickers
ndirishfan4life3: doesnt it seem that treats received are better than those purchases
ndirishfan4life3: lol
My Stupid Ass SN: man
My Stupid Ass SN: without your family
My Stupid Ass SN: i would just die
ndirishfan4life3: hahah

My Stupid Ass SN: and in calc
ndirishfan4life3: ya, that is fun in class
My Stupid Ass SN: you have to draw these number lines to test for concavity
My Stupid Ass SN: and we drew a number line from negative infinity to infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and i put steve at negative infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and i put me at infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and we put buzz lightyear at infinity and beyond
ndirishfan4life3: HAHAHAHHAHA
My Stupid Ass SN: and we would just laugh and laugh

I am nothing like you.

You don't need you to tell me who you are. Everything you're doing is giving you away.

(It's seeping out of you.)

16 blocks.

"You give the car keys to your best friend and you let him take the old lady to the hospital. You stay at the bus stop with the girl because she's the girl of your dreams, right? So everything is going to be okay."
-Bruce Willis

Todd explained this one to me last night. "By giving his best friend the keys, he's saving his best friend's life and thus returning the favor. He's also saving the old lady's life. And he's staying with the girl of his dreams because she's the girl of his dreams not the girl of his best friend's dreams."

If Eddie Bunker was right and that this hypothetical situation makes a simple insinuation at where you are in your life, then I'm definitely not as devoted as I orginally thought.

Frankly, I'd stay at the bus stop with my best friend because if he's anything like me, we'll find a way to circumvent the hurricane. As for the other two, I'll go see them after.

Pragmatically I ask, what kind of car only holds two people? I'd ride in the trunk.

And with that,

I must go.