Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Jason.

Without J, I'd probably die a lot slower.

My Stupid Ass SN: boo!
ndirishfan4life3: ahhhhhhhhhh
My Stupid Ass SN: happy st. valentines day
My Stupid Ass SN: what the hell happened to your font?
ndirishfan4life3: huh?
My Stupid Ass SN: it's colorful
ndirishfan4life3: nope
ndirishfan4life3: its black
My Stupid Ass SN: more like purple
My Stupid Ass SN: oh wait
My Stupid Ass SN: that's just my screen
ndirishfan4life3: k, i was gunna say
ndirishfan4life3: whats so happy bout valentines day
ndirishfan4life3: the dude died in a coliseum
My Stupid Ass SN: hahaha finally
My Stupid Ass SN: someone that knows
ndirishfan4life3: hallmark holiday
ndirishfan4life3: you need to give cards, chocolate, and diamonds to people because you guys are consumers and you need to consume more
ndirishfan4life3: so CONSUME DAMNIT CONSUME!
My Stupid Ass SN: you are one angry child
My Stupid Ass SN: so much anger for just a baby
ndirishfan4life3: IM NOT BABY!
ndirishfan4life3: ok, maybe so
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: jason
My Stupid Ass SN: what's today's jeopardy question?
ndirishfan4life3: um im not sure
ndirishfan4life3: i usually do it before i go to bed
ndirishfan4life3: should i go check?
My Stupid Ass SN: yes, please.
ndirishfan4life3: k one sec
ndirishfan4life3: k
ndirishfan4life3: category:states
ndirishfan4life3: for 1000
ndirishfan4life3: This southwestern state was admitted to the Union on Valentine's Day 1912.
My Stupid Ass SN: uhhh
My Stupid Ass SN: what is
My Stupid Ass SN: arizona?
ndirishfan4life3: YOU DIDNT BUZZ IN!
My Stupid Ass SN: oops
My Stupid Ass SN: BUZZ
ndirishfan4life3: Allyson
My Stupid Ass SN: BUZZ
ndirishfan4life3: LIGHTYEAR?
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: what is fucking arizona
ndirishfan4life3: beep beep beep beep
ndirishfan4life3: correct
My Stupid Ass SN: AHAHAH I GOT IN BEFORE THE BUZZER
ndirishfan4life3: buzz buzz
ndirishfan4life3: buzz lightyear to the rescue
My Stupid Ass SN: i'm sorry, the correct answer is
ndirishfan4life3: peasoup
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahhaha
My Stupid Ass SN: WANT SOME?!
ndirishfan4life3: GRAPES!
My Stupid Ass SN: oh my god we're so retarded
ndirishfan4life3: RAWR!
ndirishfan4life3: MOUFASA
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahhaha
My Stupid Ass SN: SIMBA
ndirishfan4life3: so we have Simba, Nala, Moufasa, Rafiki, Timon, and Pumba..... yet they couldnt come up with something a little more clever for scar?
ndirishfan4life3: Zazou...
My Stupid Ass SN: hahaha
My Stupid Ass SN: sarabi
ndirishfan4life3: ya
ndirishfan4life3: i mean come on
ndirishfan4life3: scar= shafted
ndirishfan4life3: whatevsky (if you are polish)
ndirishfan4life3: This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
ndirishfan4life3: What is onions?
ndirishfan4life3: Thank you ill take condiments for 800
ndirishfan4life3: no the answer is mustard.
My Stupid Ass SN: hahahaha
ndirishfan4life3: Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
ndirishfan4life3: Preying Mantis?
My Stupid Ass SN: oh my god i have to see that episode again
My Stupid Ass SN: that was hilarious

My Stupid Ass SN: so.
My Stupid Ass SN: about prom
ndirishfan4life3: about it
My Stupid Ass SN: whatever you do
My Stupid Ass SN: don't get arrested.
ndirishfan4life3: i wont
My Stupid Ass SN: i'm depending on you later on in life when i'm an old lady and need a source of income
ndirishfan4life3: lol
ndirishfan4life3: todd?
My Stupid Ass SN: he'll be an old fart
ndirishfan4life3: lol
My Stupid Ass SN: and i'd be damned to let him give me money
ndirishfan4life3: ill only be 2 years younger
ndirishfan4life3: lol


My Stupid Ass SN: me and you, we're gonna be together forever man
ndirishfan4life3: lol
ndirishfan4life3: i had a revelation the other day too
ndirishfan4life3: but i realized time travel is impossible
My Stupid Ass SN: because...
ndirishfan4life3: it is a simple fantasy made up by humans
ndirishfan4life3: you cant go back in the past
ndirishfan4life3: becuase if you did you would automatically screw up the present
ndirishfan4life3: for example just imagine
ndirishfan4life3: you go back to edisons childhood for 10 seconds and step on the ground loosening the dirt
ndirishfan4life3: 10 minutes little tommy runs over that patch and stumbles and cuts his knee on a rock, gets and infection and dies
ndirishfan4life3: even the slightest change would affect some part of history
ndirishfan4life3: it would never be totally the same again even in insignificant part like ripping a leaf off a tree
My Stupid Ass SN: all i have to say to that is
My Stupid Ass SN: if you loosen the dirt on the ground
ndirishfan4life3: and you cant physically go to another time
My Stupid Ass SN: and little tommy trips and falls and dies
My Stupid Ass SN: you better fucking find a way to make a lightbulb


ndirishfan4life3: idk i dont care about the theory of relativity too much
My Stupid Ass SN: good then
My Stupid Ass SN: im' eating starbursts
My Stupid Ass SN: the ones that you guys sent me
ndirishfan4life3: money
My Stupid Ass SN: which reminds me
My Stupid Ass SN: i love you guys
ndirishfan4life3: they are delicious
My Stupid Ass SN: and i got happy feet stickers
ndirishfan4life3: doesnt it seem that treats received are better than those purchases
ndirishfan4life3: lol
My Stupid Ass SN: man
My Stupid Ass SN: without your family
My Stupid Ass SN: i would just die
ndirishfan4life3: hahah

My Stupid Ass SN: and in calc
ndirishfan4life3: ya, that is fun in class
My Stupid Ass SN: you have to draw these number lines to test for concavity
My Stupid Ass SN: and we drew a number line from negative infinity to infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and i put steve at negative infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and i put me at infinity
My Stupid Ass SN: and we put buzz lightyear at infinity and beyond
ndirishfan4life3: HAHAHAHHAHA
My Stupid Ass SN: and we would just laugh and laugh

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